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The Registrar Office of Vorpal Offenders (ROVO) update this information regularly in an effort to assure that it is complete and accurate. However, the information may change without the ROVO being notified. You are cautioned that information provided on this site may not reflect current residence, status, or information regarding an offender.  Click here to Register your Vorpal Offender
7 of 15 FILES ARE AS OF 6:00 A.M. TODAY. ANY ADDITION OR MODIFICATIONS WILL NOT APPEAR UNTIL 6:00 A.M. TOMORROW.

|	ROVO ID# - 1   Verifier - Mike Guthrie  Last Name -  Vikuhn  First Name -  Rocky  M  S Sex  Male Enlarge  AKA - Rocky  DOB -  April 9, 2006    City/State -  Shelby Twp, Mi. Postal Code  48315  Offense Date - July 6, 2006  Offense - Vorpal Sexual Assault with Intent  Employer - VB Warren, a comic  Occupation - Chew / Abusement Toy
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|	ROVO ID# - 2   Verifier - Cheryl Guthrie  Last Name -  Vychoon  First Name -  Spooky  M  L Sex  Female Enlarge  AKA - Little Rocky  DOB -  August 1, 2005    City/State -  Shelby Twp, Mi. Postal Code  48315  Offense Date - August 8, 2006  Offense - Vorpal Youth Porn  Note - Beware of internet activity  Employer - VB Warren, a comic  Occupation - Chew Toy
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|	ROVO ID# - 3   Verifier - Mike Guthrie  Last Name -  Nookiv  First Name -  Reggie  M  D Sex  Male Enlarge  AKA - Reggie  DOB -  June 26,2006  DOD -  Oct. 1, 2006  COD (Cause of Death) -  Encased in Wax  City/State -  Shelby Twp, Mi. Postal Code  48315    Offense Date - August 18, 2006  Offense - 2nd Degree Vorpal Assault, Concealed weapons  Note - Found trying to steal ak47, in turn, assaulted owner with rifle.  Employer - VB Warren, a comic  Occupation - Paper Weight
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|	ROVO ID# - 4   Verifier - Mike Guthrie  Last Name -  McGunn  First Name -  Smokey  M  W Sex  Male Enlarge  AKA - Smokey  DOB -  June 3, 2006  DOD -  September 31, 2006  COD (Cause of Death) -  Fired out of opening cannon at MRF  City/State -  Hollygrove, Michigan Postal Code  48442    Offense Date - September 12, 2006  Offense - Vorpal Criminal Assault  Note - The cannon shredded it. With the exception of his face, only small pieces were found.
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|	ROVO ID# - 5   Verifier - Bill Hobbel  Last Name -  Mavik  First Name -  Barney  M   Sex  Male  AKA - Barfy  DOB -  May 2001  DOD -  Oct 2006  COD (Cause of Death) -  Sealed in Wax  City/State -  Redford, Mi. Postal Code  48239    Offense Date - Sept, 2006  Offense - Being a nasty vikoon, Attempted Vorpalnapping / Hare-icide, illegal weapons, gross assault  Note - His death was a good thing. One less Vikoon in the world.  Employer - Kurgus MacGrone  Occupation - Chew Toy, Abusement Toy,ugly ornament atop the T.V
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|	ROVO ID# - 14   Verifier - Mike Guthrie  Last Name -  Ashton  First Name -  Samie  M  B Sex  Female  AKA - Drippy  DOB -  July 8, 2006  DOD -  October 14, 2006  COD (Cause of Death) -  Sacrificed to the fire gods at TGIO III  City/State -  Mio, Michigan Postal Code  48647    Offense Date - September 9, 2006  Offense - Assault with intent to do nasty things
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|	ROVO ID# - 15   Verifier - Bill Hobbel  Last Name -  Dihglur  First Name -  Dirk  M   Sex  Male Enlarge  AKA - Duke of Dirt  DOB -  1996    City/State -  Redford, Michigan Postal Code  48239  Offense Date - 1996-2006  Offense - Being Leader of the Vikoons, Gross Stupidity, crimes to horrible to even mention!!!!!  Note - Vikoon Leader. Currently held in Max Security Detention by Mr. Stiles, & Human keeper Bill H.  Employer - SSVP  Occupation - Test subject. Practice target, biting post.
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